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The Ultimate Guide to Snagging a Sugar Daddy in Chicago
Chicago is crammed with rich, wealthy men, ready to splurge on a cutie worth their time. You just gotta find them first, but it’s actually a lot easier to nab a sugar daddy than you think. Chicago is...
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Chicago’s Most Legendary Yelp Reviews
Yelp is the ultimate go-to place for finding unfiltered reviews about Chi-Town’s haunts, dive bars, clubs, and restaurants. And within those comments are some prize-worthy mentions, that’ll leave you...
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Chicago Bars That’ll Bring Out the Basic Bitch in You
Does your weekend wardrobe consist of a crop top and fashion nova jeans? Is one of the three words in your vocabulary “yaaaaaaaaassssss” (bitttccchhhh and okurrrt being the other two). Do you call...
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UrbanMatter’s Definitive Wrigleyville Bar Ranking
No trip to Wrigley Field is complete without a beer (or two, or seven). So, in honor of the Cubs 2018 season opener tomorrow, we thought we’d give you guys a complete run-down of all our favorite spots...
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Chicago’s Broiest Bars
Okay, so no – broiest might not technically be a word. But we’re not gonna let a little technicality stop us from tellin’ you about the frattiest, most duded-out watering holes in town. Not to be...
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Chicago’s Best Worst Dive Bars We Hate to Love
We hate them, yet somehow, we end up there every weekend. These are the best worst dive bars we love to hate and hate to love. If you’re so drunk that you’ve lost a sense of decency for yourself, then...
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Got a Type? Find Him at These Chicago Bars
We all have a type! And sometimes we look for them in the wrong places. Whether you’re into obnoxious ex-frats, bearded hipsters, jocks, or a mixed batch of everything, we have the bars and nightclubs...
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Top 6 Weirdest Laws in Chicago
Whether it’s outdated, or just plain strange, Chicago has got some bizarre laws. From dining in a burning building to fishing while seated on a giraffe’s neck, here are the top 6 weirdest laws in...
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Where to Eat + Events to Attend for 420 in Chicago
Okay, so, technically, no – I can’t condone the use of an illegal substance. Sorry guys, but it’s true. What I CAN say, however, is that if you just somehow HAPPENED to be high (accidentally or...
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The 7 Most Painfully Hipster Bars in Chicago
Hipsters. They’re everywhere in the city. Hell, they’re everywhere in the world. You’d have to go out of your way to not stumble upon one these days. And hipster bars? They run amok. We don’t know what...
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Top 7 Bars to Get Laid in Chicago
Don’t lie. We both know that there are nights you go out for one reason and one reason only: finding someone to bring back home. The good news is Chicago has some of the best hookup bars to get laid,...
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The Ultimate Guide to Snagging a Sugar Daddy in Chicago
Chicago is crammed with rich, wealthy men, ready to splurge on a cutie worth their time. You just gotta find them first, but it’s actually a lot easier to nab a sugar daddy than you think. Chicago is...
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